On the third day, we had booked a train from Napoli to Roma. This was pretty cost-effective, plus we hoped to see a bit of countryside which we wouldn't see otherwise. And train travel is just one of my favourite things! The tracks click by and the carriage rocks a bit, and you have an A-number-one best view out the window. Not to mention that unlike at an airport, you don't need to check in early, and there is rarely a stressful security line to lose your dignity in ('enhanced' pat downs anyone? I thought not).
So we booked ourselves onto a mid-morning train that ran directly from Napoli to Roma in just two hours, on a second class carriage. Once we got into the correct carriage, in an ideal world we would have continued to our seats.
Instead, this little man came up and asked to see our tickets. He was wearing a uniform and
seemed to know what he was doing. He indicated, no, no, you shouldn't sit there, follow me. And proceeded to lead us to the first class carriages. And like foolish tourists, we confusedly followed, getting excited that we had just been upgraded to first class. Maybe this good luck was to make up for the poor luck of having our
baggage destroyed? The first class carriages were little compartments, with 6 large comfortable seats in each one (imagine what kind of train carriage that Sherlock Holmes or the kids from Narnia would travel in).
Once the little man brought us to our destination, he started trying to mime something mysterious, and saying something in Italian. Which pretty much just confused us even more. He got tired of trying to communicate with us pretty quickly, and left sadly. We soon figured out that actually he was trying to ask for a tip for "upgrading" us to first class. And he wasn't actually related to the conductors or train company at all. He was just randomly upgrading all kinds of people into first class, then asking for tips. This resulted in the
actual conductor struggling to find people the proper seats for the rest of our two hour train ride. Lucky for us, we got to stay in first class after we attempted to explain our predicament to the conductor- exchanging broken english for broken Italian. Unluckily for us, our first class compartment wasn't filled with people like Sherlock Holmes- instead it was filled with toddlers and their mothers stuffing breadsticks into their faces!
On the bright side, we did see some amazing Italian countryside fly by the train windows.